Today is "rant day"!
There are just some days that my cage is rattled really early, and today is one of them. So to avoid a whole day full of irritation and grrrrr bah humbug's, I'm sharing and unloading.
No. 1
Shark attacks in Western Australia once again raise the question of whether or not to lift the ban on the systematic murder of any shark longer than 4ft!
Comment:
For the "top of the food chain" we are a SERIOUSLY stupid and incompetent grouping of cells! Sharks live in the sea - SURPRISE! They're big they're hungry and that is THEIR TERRITORY. You don't like it - STAY OUT OF THE WATER. Yeah. let's kill a whole load of sharks because 5 surfers, who were doing what they love most and best, have died in the last 5 months. Since close to 2000% more people die annually in car accidents, I say we ban cars and driving - makes sense to me!
No. 2
Scotland MP's are convening to discuss legalising gay marriage! The catholic church is in an uproar and wants to be consulted before any discussion is held!
Comment:
Give me a break! Seriously! This is the same catholic church who over years and generations has consistently ruined lives by fiddling with little boys, passing their pedophile priests on from parish to parish to "hide the problem" and who are the leaders in promoting Aids and other SDD's and as such systematic daily attacks on women through their obsession with the banning of condoms. Please SHUT UP! Start grovelling and atoning for light-years of abuse, sexism, pedophilia and ...... why is marriage SUCH an issue for you? You won't even let your "staff" have sex although that doesn't seem to have stopped them!
No. 3
The Olympics are upsetting commuters in London! WTF.
Comment:
You know what people, commuting in London on a day to day basis year round - IS A PAIN IN THE ASS. In Winter - leaves on the track, ice and snow. In Summer - too hot and sweaty and stinky and gross. Tracks expand & trains run late. The Tube is overcrowded, it's expensive and it breaks down all the time. GET OVER IT.
This is 2 weeks in 1 year! Thousands of unbelievably talented, amazing and dedicated sports people are spending 2 weeks in London during one of the greatest spectacles on earth showcasing their particular brilliance which takes hours and months and years of training and dedication. Turn on the television and watch - maybe you'll learn something about brilliance, hard work and dedication. Or better yet, get off your lard-ass and head to an event on the road or in Hyde Park and watch, appreciate and LEARN SOMETHING.
No. 4
HSBC has been accused of laundering Mexican drug money!
Comment:
I kid you not! You could not make it up. Bank's are involved with ALL TYPES OF CRIMINAL offenses, not least of which includes their outrageous charges and lack of service to their clients. Start locking these pathetic excuses for humanity up. Take the money they've stolen from everyone all around the world to :
A - fund research on how to get people and sharks living successfully in the same environment;
B - pay for the immense amount of digging it will take to uncover exactly how corrupt and dreadful the catholic church has been and still is;
C - stand up against the food industry worldwide and their systematic abuse of the terms "healthy food" "low fat" and "organic" and remove them from positions of power in forming government policy on the "obesity crisis" - oh, and get compulsory sport back into ALL SCHOOLS.
Well I certainly feel better!
NBB